"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
i was just at the cinema and just as the movie finished, the lights turned on, and i noticed my pants were literally covered in chips and popcorn remnants. i’m convinced i only actually consumed 20% of it and the rest was on my jeans. i’ve discovered my weight loss secret: be really bad at aiming the food into your mouth.
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???